You Know You're Pregnant When...

This post is just for fun. I started it a couple months ago and jotted down some of my less clinical signs of pregnancy. This should be fun to look back on with my next pregnancy! Haha. Have/do any of these happen to you?

1. You call a milk jug a "contarton" (I suppose I mixed up container and carton???)
2. You forget your runners for agility and are forced to run in big fuzzy slipper-boots...
3. Your day is horribly a-mess until you finally get that chocolate you'd been craving all day in a Costco Ice Cream Cone. (This cone goes down in the best ice cream cone I've ever had. Never have I had such a drastic change in mood due to a dessert...)
4. You ask the same question to someone three times in ten minutes and think it's funny every time that you forgot you had already asked. 
5. You can no longer walk and talk at the same time without sounding like you just ran a marathon of stairs. 
6. When putting on your socks and shoes feels like more of a chore than walking the dog. 
7. When you lose your credit card and frantically start looking for it, only to have someone point out that it is in your hand.
8. You start crying at work realizing one day your baby will be a child and have to say goodbye to his best friend, your dog. 
9. ... Wait.... what was I talking about again? Why am I calling again? Where was I going with that?
10. You celebrate successful trips to the bathroom.
11. When you cry because none of your zippered-hoodies will do up anymore over your belly, but you can't justify spending money on maternity sweaters. So you just move on to your husband's sweater shelf and pretend they were yours all along. {He later gets sick of this and you end up spending the money on two maternity hoodies...}
12. You talk aimlessly to yourself and tell people you're just narrating life for your unborn baby. 
13. Your body wakes you up every 1-2 hours at night whether or not you have to pee, regardless of how exhausted you are, and convinces you you need to be awake for some reason. 
14. You're upset because nothing in the house looks appetizing for dinner... then your husband offers to go get whatever you want to eat and you get even more upset because you don't know what you want... then you get MORE upset because he's being so kind and you feel like you're being unappreciative and irrational. 
15. You out-eat every person at the table and are still hungry after the meal. 
16. You see children throwing tantrums in a store and you plaster a smile on to hide the panic that... "This is my life... this is going to be me in a few years..."
17. Every chance you get your belly is exposed and you're probably investigating your belly-button or watching your belly move independently. 
18. When you refer to baby as "the kid" when it starts kicking your ribs and making you uncomfortable. "OW!" "What dear?" "Ugh... just the KID again..."
19. You're watching Planet Earth and you cry hysterically when the baby caribou gets separated from it's mom while being chased by the wolf. No... not because the baby caribou had to die... The wolf pups need nutrition too! But because of how scared and devastated the mom must be. She tried so hard to keep her baby safe!! 
20. You tear up and start sniffling thinking about number 19 again... A week later...

This list could go ON AND ON! I'm sure David has a few things to add... Haha What can you add to the list?

Here are some funny pregnancy memes to enjoy!

Pregnancy with a memory foam bed.

My brain most mornings at work

Hooray for slip on shoes and boot season!

I get teased at work because I eat so frequently

Sorry dear :)